Dog Puns

Looking for some great dog puns? Then paws your movie or show and read these funny dog puns! The good ones make you bark with laughter! Here we go...

Just for Laughs -- Dog Puns 

    1. Why should you be cautious when it’s raining cats and dogs? If you’re not careful, you could step in a poodle!
    2. Did you see the dog’s new outfit? It was quite fetching!
    3. What did the dog say when he went to the dentist? “I think one of my canines is getting loose!”
    4. What do you call a cold dog? A pup-sicle!
    5. What did the dog say to his landlord? “I think we need to renegotiate the terms of my leash.”
    6. What’s a dog’s favorite band? The Beagles!
    7. Why did the dog go to the bank? To make a de-paws-it.
    8. What do you call a dog magician? A labrabacadadbrador!
    9. What did the celebrity dog say when someone took his photo? “Sorry, no pup-arazzi please!”
    10. As long as you have a dog by your side…Anything is paw-sible!

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